One of the first things people see when men stretch out your hand for a handshake, owning a presentable watch may not be a priority on everyone's lists. But I tell you, this is just so essential.

Try starting out with a Tag Heuer Monaco or a Bell & Ross Instrument BR-01 if you're fun loving and sporty, or consider the Baume & Mercier Hamptons Classic if you think you're so timeless. For the record, the above mentioned watches fall below the 6 grand mark. To people who can stretch the budget a wee bit, get the Rolex Oyster Perpetual Explorer II. At least we can say we're twins when we hang out.

Those of you who own a watch of substantial calibre, consider yourselves lucky. Now, as for those who don't, just go grab your Dad's vintage Pagol and deal with it.

Labels: Hommega

I never thought I'd say this, but Rumer Willis, the used-to-be Potato Head (thanks to Perez Hilton) is looking better each time. The celebrity spawn, previously from New York, says one has "to be more put-together" when in L.A. Couldn't agree more, since almost all the stalkerazzi in the world reside in Hollywood.

With a couple more flicks (read: Wild Cherry, and Slightly Single in L.A.) that has her name rolling in the credits, it's not hard to see why this starlet is perpetually donned in designer togs, if not vintage frocks. Then again, for the offspring of Bruce and Demi, designer is mandatory.

I am still anticipating more (and better) from Rumer. Oh and, someone get Tallulah back into the Hollywood scene already! She's way hotter.

Labels: Ellepha

I was just telling Nicky who I was recently inspired by - Juno's Ellen Page. A lot of fashion people would think that being in means sporting a blonde coif, wearing trendy designer togs and (probably) getting involved in sex scandals with fellow actors.

But the boyish Canadian actress works the red carpet with very simple, and sometimes, masculine ensemble. Just like what TeenVogue's Amy Astley said, "With her, it's all about developing a character, not a fashion persona." And it's true. She reminds me a bit of Natalie Portman in her early years, the healthy anti-glam girl.

So girls, being called a tomboy isn't really a bad thing, huh? I mean, just look at Agyness and Ellen. Sometimes, sticking out like a sore thumb might just get you somewhere.

Labels: Ellepha

Hey granny! Can I have a candy? The 60s trend is back. People are wearing what their grannys used to wear, but it is apparent that not everyone rock the look. They either look entirely old school in it or they look separated from the outfit.

This young lady here, however, carries the outfit well. Her hair band matches the dress that she's wearing and the mahogany Mary Janes complete the entire look. The floral bag shows the fun side of this young lady and on the whole, it just blends in. Who says we can't have good mismatches?

For that, you're totally fopped!

Labels: Fopped

This gentleman here was spotted during one of my outings with my primary school classmates. When I whipped out my camera asking for a pose, they were...shocked at what I'm doing! (well they didn't know I own fopnotch) Nevertheless, it's a 5 to 0 bid against this outfit.

Go scream to your mommy alright? The only word I can find to describe this entire outfit is 'WRONG'. So you think you're a jigsaw puzzle which is made up of signatures from different designers? Yeah, I mean if that's what you want to look like, you've got it.

Skinny jeans with slippers; that's Hedi Slimmane for Dior Homme. T-shirt with that piece of extra cloth from your closet; that's trying too hard to look like Issey Miyake's past season. And le mignon bag; you think it's a vintage Bruno Magli?

Whatever boy, you're totally flopped.

Labels: Flopped

The phone went green green, then I picked up the call and said, "Yellow, Nicky here. Why you purplely call and disturb?" Ok, that's me trying too hard to crack a Singaporean joke. But seriously, what's with Spring and green?

People of all skin tones walk the streets in practically every shade of green, and the ever popular green would be lime green. Ralph Lauren makes them, Giordano makes them, I even saw it on British India's polo tee.

Guys, and gals, listen to moi just this once (well, not literally!) Not all skin tones pair well with green. If you aren't blessed with the perfect golden tan, or you look like the chicken hanging at the Hainanese Chicken Rice stall, please do not attempt putting on green. Browsing magazines like Vogue or l'Officiel, you will see the Spring runway photos where models are strutting in loud primary colours, but that doesn't mean you can carry off the look. Poor boy, you're so flopped.

Labels: Flopped

The designers at Charles and Keith were pressurized to come out with new designs of bags one day and they were looking for inspirations strutting down Orchard Road. *SNAP!* They spotted an Agnes B. boutique in Isetan and they went in. The Agnes B. Voyage carry-all now has a clone!

So, just how different are the twins? Charles comes in only one colour and retails at about $40. The 3 signature colours of the Agnes B. Voyage carry-all are black, white and khaki; there are also seasonal colours like cerulean and the bag retails for $345. Material wise, though they look the same, the Agnes is actually made of a better grade "hi-tech canvas", as the industry calls it.

Go figure. I don't know about you, but I'll run to Miss B without any qualms at all, of course.

Labels: Hommega

A statement coat is definitely a must-have for Fall/Winter this year. Check out this lady's noir et blanc ensemble. If the checks on this coat were against purple or blue, it would fit right into the Luella F/W 2008 show. Well, sans leggings and the crazy hair, that is.

This coat has the essence of this year's trends - big prints, chunky buttons and belts (yes, wide belts are back. I know. I've never been a fan of wide belts, really.) Think Marc by Marc, his large houndstooth prints on wacky colors actually work. Cinched waist, checked. The silhouette is perfect with the belt.

In case anyone missed it, this piece is also double-breasted. Just for records, it is how coats were meant to be. The double-breasted look has been seen tottering the runways of Rock & Republic and L.A.M.B. this year. Oh, let's not forget Hermès, oui?

Let's just fop this gorgeous thing already!

Labels: Fopped

The Beat is the latest perfume from Burberry. "It's for FEMALES!" The ladies might squeal, but I'd say it's unisex, just like the Calvin Klein Summer and Electric. If you do not agree with me, then kiss my derriere. (Trying to scrutinise the perfume others are using, ain't it?)

The scent is described as a sparkling floral woody fragrance by many magazines, and the notes feature bergamot, mandarin, Ceylon tea, cardamom, pink pepper, bluebell, iris, white musk, vetiver and cedarwood. Never mind the long list of ingredients, the bottom line is... it rocks!

On a first look, an equation came up to my mind. That would be Agyness Deyn + Christopher Bailey = Young and Trendy Burberry. Well, isn't it good to see that brands are getting younger by the days? (Think Karl Lagerfield and Marc Jacobs.) I love The Beat's packaging in this season's silver and white colour, along with the signature nova check.

Get it guys and girls, I just got mine yesterday and I'm so in love with it!

Labels: Hommega

Zouk Flea & Easy Fashion Elite edition was a blast! I'm starting to sound like one of the many vendors who sold all items, huh? Despite the afternoon downpour, me and Nicky braved the rain to reach our destination. The entire Phuture was sardined with fashionistas, or not.

We saw some might-be stylists, an extremely friendly has-been designer whom I still respect, and even rubbed shoulders with Roz, Chen Han Wei and Andrea Fonseka!

Anyway, leaving Flea & Easy empty-handed would be out of the question. Who doesn't buy stuff at such an awesome event, especially when it's happening only every quarter? This time, I got three items for a total of less than twenty dollars. Yes. A purple faux-python tote for my sister, a Neil Barrett cap and a cool graphic t-shirt. I must admit I was pretty tempted to get a pair of Miu Miu peep toes for sis, but alas, $200 would be a tad steep for moi. Oh, and I spotted the only Caucasian vendor (pictured below) who was selling some very cheap and chic Banana Republic shirts. He's Scottish and he speaks with a sexy accent. How cool is that?

Anyone who missed today's Flea & Easy, too bad for you. Then again, the next one should be taking place in june-ish. Keep a lookout for the event at the Zouk Website.

Labels: Socialite

Yesterday, Nicky et moi attended the Topshop Topman Fashion Party held at Wisma Atria, if you can call it a party. There's not even a mini fashion showcase of their newest Spring collection (shouldn't the Fall collection roll in already?) Okay, maybe there was a couple of flat-screen TVs behind the counter that played the Topshop runway shows. But that was it, really.

Store wide sale for all guests, 20%. That was what attracted the hundreds of plebeians queuing outside the fitting rooms. Other than taking pictures, I take no interest in the other "booths" that offered complimentary pampering such as temp tattooing and brow shaping.

Topshop, if a runway is too costly for y'all, try hiring some anorexic models wearing the clothes from the new collection, and just stand around. That would be so much more interesting than unattractive male waiters serving the so-called hors d'oeuvres.

We did fop, and flop a few guests. So do anticipate.

Labels: Socialite

Zouk Flea & Easy Fashion Elite edition is here! Being part of the Singapore Fashion Festival, we're pretty sure this event will be the tog of the town (well, at least for the following week.)

Don't forget to prep your designer wallets with cash, like, literally. After all, who uses credit cards at flea markets?

Nicky and moi will be there to catch fashionistas in action. For sure we're grabbing us a few good togs, and while we're at it, maybe a bag or two.

Labels: Socialite